Hazel Memes

This girl pushes me like none other but I don't think I could love someone else much as I love her #hurricanehazel #terribletwos #toddlerproblems

I was just going through my personal Facebook timeline the other day and I realized that a good 90% of it is Hazel. Over the past year I have had several status updates revolving around things Hazel has said or done. I thought I would share with you some of the status I have shared over the past year, giving you a little peek at what I go through on a daily basis 🙂

On route to daycare this morning, listening to Shake it Off and the song ends.
Hazel: “Oh no!”
Me: “Next song.”
Hazel: “Umm, no Take it Off again!!”

Morning conversations with Hazel when we go to wake her up:
Me: “good morning Hazel”
Hazel: “morning”
Me: ” did you have a good sleep?”
Hazel: “yeaaaa”
Me: “What did you dream about?”
Hazel: “Baby Brudder”

Belly love I hope the love for baby brudder continues once he's earth side. #35weeks #babybrudder #babymilliard2

While walking last night a black and white Great Dane passes us.
Hazel points and says “wow!”
I say “oh do you see that dog?”
Hazel says “No, mommy, a cow!”

"Mommy I'm going to a dance party, I'm a princess!"

Before our first ballet class, “Mommy I’m going to a dance party, I’m a princess!”

Hazel: “Stop him. Stop my baby brother.”
Me: “Stop him from what?”
Hazel: “From growing, stop him from growing.”
Me: “Ahh yes babe, I agree completely.”

Hazel: “Go away daddy, leave me alone, I need space.”

On our way home from a Halloween party, and this little voice pipes up from the back seat and says, “Mommy, Daddy, I need cheeseburgers.” and then passes out.

Evan: “Hazel what book do you want to read tonight?”
Hazel: “F*ckin Socks!”
Evan: “Oooh Fox n Socks!”
Hazel: “yeah, F*ckin Socks!”

Walks straight up to the video monitor, looks straight into the camera and says “No watching mommy.” and turns it off.

So this is two. Today's blog post is a little recap on the past 6 weeks and how I'm coping.

On Christmas morning, walks right past the tree and all the presents (including a bike) and says “heeeey chocolate” while pointing at the smallest dish on the coffee table.

“Cheese it’s, this road is bumpy mom and dad.”

As she’s helping me load the washing machine, she casually breaks into Hotline Bling, “You used to call me on my cell phone…..”

and lastly my all time favourite,

“What the eff mommy, you made a big mess.”


Spent the weekend outside enjoying the sunshine with this girl. Everyday she amazes me with her imagination and compassion. We have full conversations and while some sentences she puts together are definitely not appropriate, some are the sweetest and most heart melting things you will ever hear #hurricanehazel #motherdaughter #bestillmyheart

Xo. Andria

6 thoughts on “Hazel Memes

  • January 29, 2016 at 9:14 am

    Isn’t it the best? Does Hazel call you by your first names too? I can’t even get mad at Piper for it – I just have to laugh.

    • January 29, 2016 at 9:15 am

      Yes! I didn’t post those in but we get called by our first names all the time!

  • February 1, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    I just love her! Kids sure do say the darnedest things!!! Xo

  • February 1, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    Yes! Love all of this, I need to write down more of what my kids say, so fun to read back and remember the silly moments! She’s adorable!

  • February 1, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    the best one…….the last one! hahaha

  • February 2, 2016 at 7:43 am

    These are hilarious! Hazel cracks me up. My little nanny girls say some pretty funny stuff too!


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