I was just going through my personal Facebook timeline the other day and I realized that a good 90% of it is Hazel. Over the past year I have had several status updates revolving around things Hazel has said or done. I thought I would share with you some of the status I have shared over the past year, giving you a little peek at what I go through on a daily basis 🙂
On route to daycare this morning, listening to Shake it Off and the song ends.
Hazel: “Oh no!”
Me: “Next song.”
Hazel: “Umm, no Take it Off again!!”
Morning conversations with Hazel when we go to wake her up:
Me: “good morning Hazel”
Me: ” did you have a good sleep?”
Me: “What did you dream about?”
Hazel: “Baby Brudder”
While walking last night a black and white Great Dane passes us.
Hazel points and says “wow!”
I say “oh do you see that dog?”
Hazel says “No, mommy, a cow!”
Before our first ballet class, “Mommy I’m going to a dance party, I’m a princess!”
Hazel: “Stop him. Stop my baby brother.”
Me: “Stop him from what?”
Hazel: “From growing, stop him from growing.”
Me: “Ahh yes babe, I agree completely.”
Hazel: “Go away daddy, leave me alone, I need space.”
Evan: “Hazel what book do you want to read tonight?”
Hazel: “F*ckin Socks!”
Evan: “Oooh Fox n Socks!”
Hazel: “yeah, F*ckin Socks!”
Walks straight up to the video monitor, looks straight into the camera and says “No watching mommy.” and turns it off.
On Christmas morning, walks right past the tree and all the presents (including a bike) and says “heeeey chocolate” while pointing at the smallest dish on the coffee table.
“Cheese it’s, this road is bumpy mom and dad.”
As she’s helping me load the washing machine, she casually breaks into Hotline Bling, “You used to call me on my cell phone…..”
and lastly my all time favourite,
“What the eff mommy, you made a big mess.”